The Zodiacs

 

 

Are you looking for a way to correct your loved ones flaws?

Well look no further,

you can cure your partners annoying traits

all by knowing only their Zodiac!

 I've been studying zodiacs for over twenty years

so I know the ins and outs of every Zodiac.

To cure your girlfriends flaws,

simply buy her the assigned flower to her

Zodiac and she'll be cured in

no time! I have also been studying

Floriculture for over ten years so you can count on me!

To order these flowers call 1-800-RHE-TORIC

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Aquarius

Aquarius

JANUARY 21- FEBRUARY 19

Lily

Why is your Aquarius always doing the
opposite of what you ask her to do?
 It's because she's rebellious.
And these rebellious tendencies have got to go!
Help your Aquarius out with these
lovely Lilies and she'll never rebel again!
It'll be nice to have an obedient girlfriend for once!

Pisces

Pisces

FEBRUARY 20- MARCH 20

Roses

You said one thing to her and the tears
start falling like a rainfall. Every little thing
you say to her hurts her feelings and
she begins crying like a baby.
Well. Sensitive Pisces be gone
with these lovely roses. These ravishing
roses cure all tears and you'll
never have to experience a rainfall again!

Aries

Aries

MARY 21-APRIL 20

Foliage

Are you tired of your Aries always doing things on impulse?
They're so short tempered and impulsive you
 can barely take it anymore! Get
your Aries a Foliage plant. This plant grows and
 grows and as it grows your Aries' impulses
will slowly fade away...

Taurus

Taurus

APRIL 21-MAY 21

Petunias

Don't you always  want to go on an adventure
and do fun things but your partners always
 laid out on the couch, watching TV, eating bonbons.
You're over it!
So get your lazy stubborn Taurus
some pretty Petunias. These Petunia's aroma
will make your Taurus want to be active.
They'll finally go on that hike with you
and want to take a vacation.

Gemini

Gemini

MAY 22- JUNE 21

Azalea

Holy cow can they make up their mind?
They want this, they want that.
You can barely keep up with them.
One second they're mad, one second
they're happy- so irritating.
But these Azaleas will solve all of that.
The pretty colors alone trigger a mechanism
in their eyes which puts a hold on all their indecisiveness.

Cancer

Cancer

JUNE 22-JULY 22

Impatiens

What's up with all those mood swings?
Always pitying herself. It's so annoying, isn't it?
Well lets get rid of that, get her impatiens!
These pretty little colors which come in an array
of colors will have your Cancer feeling great.
With no mood swings and no self pity, get her these!

Leo

Leo

JULY 23-AUGUST 21

Lilacs

She is super over-dramatic!
One hair is out of place and she's
having a cow. It gets annoying doesnt it?
She's so melo-dramatic! Well these
Lilacs cure all melo-dramatics!
 One whif of these Lilacs and she'll never
be dramatic again!

Virgo

Virgo

AUGUST 22- SEPTEMBER 23

Pineapple Plant

Tired of your boring Virgo?
Get her a pineapple plant!
She'll finally be a bit more interesting! 

Libra

Libra

SEPTEMBER 24-OCTOBER 23

Carnations

Where was your Libra when you needed
that ride home work? And where was
your Libra when she lost her wallet?
Wasn't where you needed her to be huh?
It's because she's vain and unreliable.
 Cure all off that with these
beautiful carnations. They come in  an array
of colors, all of which are appealing to your Libra.

Scorpio

Scorpio

OCTOBER 22- NOVEMBER 22

Rhododendron

She's manipulative isn't she?
Always getting you to do what she wants?
Don't you want your own opinion
and do what you want when you want?
Then buy her the Rhododendron.
These flowers will have her begging
to do whatever you want!

Sagittarius

Sagittarius 

NOVEMBER 21- DECEMBER 22

Dogwood Tree

Your Sag is unemotional isn't she?
Where was she when your dog died?
Nowhere- because she didn't care.
You need to get her a Dogwood Tree!
This will have your girl balling like a baby.
Next time she'll be there when your dog dies!